Ram Sweeny was a senior at Westerburg High School. He was a football player who has been the linebacker for the past three years and the best friend of Kurt Kelly.
Described by Martha Dunnstock in Kindergarten Boyfriend, Ram was just as sporty as a kid and maybe even more popular. The two seemed to get along well and it's also when Martha's crush developed on Ram in the first place. It's been considered that the two were mocked for their friendship due to Martha's appearance, which caused Ram to distance himself from her.