File:Big Fun - Heathers The Musical +LYRICS

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(p) Yellow Sound Label owns this music, not me. But enjoy!

KURT: Dad says act our age You heard the man, It’s time to rage

STUDENTS: Blast the bass Turn out the lights Ain’t nobody home tonight

RAM: Drink, smoke, it’s all cool Let’s get naked in my pool

STUDENTS: Punch the wall and start a fight Ain’t nobody home tonight

KURT: His folks got a water bed Come upstairs and rest your head

RAM: Let’s rub each other’s backs While watchin’ porn on Cinemax

STUDENTS: Aaaaaaaah! The folks are gone It’s time for big fun Big fun! We’re up till dawn Havin’ some big fun Big fun!

When Mom and Dad forget To lock the liquor cabinet It’s big fun Big fun! Big fun!

VERONICA: Okay, Okay, Okay, So it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot.

H. MCNAMARA: No, it’s salt, then sho—

H. CHANDLER: You’re doing it wrong!

VERONICA: Wait, really? Cause I feel great!

RAM: Veronica, you are lookin’ good tonight!

VERONICA: Woah A hot guy smiled at me Without a trace of mockery

STUDENTS: Everyone’s high a kite Ain’t nobody home tonight

VERONICA: Stoned, zoned, I should quit Hey, is that weed? I want a hit!

STUDENTS: Fill that joint and roll it tight Ain’t nobody home tonight

VERONICA: Dreams are comin’ true When people laugh But not at you I’m not alone I’m not afraid I feel like Bono at Live Aid

STUDENTS: Aaaaaah! The house is ours It’s time for big fun Big fun! Let’s use the showers That sounds like big fun Big fun! Crack open one more case VERONICA: I think that’s what they call third base

STUDENTS: Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!

VERONICA: That actually looks like

STUDENTS: Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Woo!

KURT: Alright people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday’s game?

RAM: Gonna make ‘em go Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!

STUDENTS: Big fun! Big fun!

H. DUKE: Way to show maturity.

STUDENTS: Big fun! Big fun!

H. DUKE: Quit it, jack ass. Get off of me!

STUDENTS: Big fun! Big fun!

VERONICA: Yo, Ram, emergency. I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence.

RAM: I hate freshman! Where are you little pricks? I’m comin’ for you!

VERONICA: Hey, are you okay?

H. DUKE: I didn’t need your help.

VERONICA: Awwww! Thanks, Heather, but I don’t really have to vomit right now.

STUDENTS: The party’s hot, hot, hot! It’s time for big fun Big fun!

RAM: You need a Jello shot

STUDENTS: Were havin’ big fun Big fun!

H. DUKE: Martha Dumptruck in the flesh,

H. MCNAMARA: Here comes the cootie squad!

H. DUKE: You should—

H. CHANDLER: Shut up, Heather!

H. DUKE: Sorry, Heather.

H. MCNAMARA: Look who’s with her. Oh my god!

HEATHERS: Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang

VERONICA: I can’t believe you actually came.

MARTHA: It’s exciting, right? Oh, I wanna say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider!

H. CHANDLER: Showing up here took some guts Time to rip ‘em out

H. DUKE: Well who’s this pig remind you of? Especially the snout!

HEATHERS: Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang

RAM: Where the hell are those freshmen?

MARTHA: Hi, Ram. Uh, I wasn’t gonna come. But since you took the time to write that sweet note—

RAM: What note? Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.


 * spits out sparkling cider*

There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?

HEATHERS: Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang Diggity-dang-a-dang!

STUDENTS: The folks are gone It’s time for big fun Big fun! We’re up till dawn Havin’ some big fun Big fun!

So let the speakers blow They’ll buy another stereo Our folks got no clue ‘Bout all the shit their children do Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised?

It’s big fun Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!