Yo Girl

"Yo Girl" is the twentieth song of Act Two of the Original Off-Broadway version of Heathers the Musical.

Previous, Kindergarten Boyfriend.

Next, Meant to Be Yours.



Original Off-Broadway Lyrics
 [HEATHER DUKE]

Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note

[VERONICA]

Oh my God

Is she dead?

[HEATHER DUKE]

Just some broken bones

Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]

Yo girl

Keep it together

I knew you would come far

Now you're truly a Heather

Smell how gangsta you are

[VERONICA]

Martha

I'm so sorry

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]

Yo girl

Feel a bit punchy?

She's not looking so well

Still you've earned that red scrunchie

Come join Heather in Hell

'''[MR. SAWYER]'''

Where have you been?

'''[MRS. SAWYER]'''

We've been worried sick!

Your friend J.D. stopped by

He told us everything

[VERONICA]

Everything?

'''[MR. SAWYER]'''

Your depression?

Your thoughts of suicide?

'''[MRS. SAWYER]'''

He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick!

[HEATHER CHANDLER]

He's got your handwriting down cold

'''[MRS. SAWYER]'''

Please honey

Talk to us!

[VERONICA]

No, you wouldn't understand!

'''[MRS. SAWYER]'''

Try me!

I've experienced everything you're going through right now!

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]

Guess who's right down the block?

'''[MRS. SAWYER]'''

Your problems seem like life and death-

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]

Guess who's climbing the stairs?

'''[MRS. SAWYER]'''

I promise they're not!

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]

Guess who's picking your lock?

[VERONICA]

You don't know what my world looks like!

[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]

Time's up!

Go say your prayers!

Veronica's running on

Running on fumes now

Veronica's totally fried

Veronica's gotta be trippin' on 'shrooms now

Thinking that she can hide

Veronica's done for

There's no doubt now

Notify next of kin!

Veronica's trying to keep him out now

Too late!

He got in!

[J.D.]

Knock knock!

Sorry for coming in through the window

Dreadful etiquette, I know!

[VERONICA]

Get out of my house